Almond butter toast is insanely popular nowadays. I almost missed the almond butter toast wave because I retired bread in the summer of 2015. Considering how much I loved bread as a kid, I should have had a retirement ceremony for bread—like hanging an empty bag of wonder bread from my kitchen’s ceiling like NBA teams hang jerseys of retired ballplayers. To be honest, I probably would have died from starvation in the 80s if it wasn’t for sandwiches.
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